Graduating Seniors on Tatooine Confused About When to Arrive for Senior Sunset

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

TATOOINE, A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY一 “Ok, we’re either supposed to show up at like 6ish or around 8,” deliberated a group of soon-to-be-graduates, enjoying blue milk at the Cantina on the desert world of Tatooine. While a final decision has yet to be agreed upon, suggestions have included splitting the class in two to enjoy each sunset independently, conducting a survey on a favorite sun, or just giving up entirely. One rambunctious teen downed one too many glasses of Jawa Juice and started seeing double — he now has to choose between one of four times.