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In Preparation For Renaissance Rally, Haggquist Worries His Doublet Doesn’t Match His Tights

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In Preparation For Renaissance Rally, Haggquist Worries His Doublet Doesn’t Match His Tights

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PACIFIC GROVE, CA一 “It’s just I think the colors clash,” explained Mr. Haggquist, decked out in 16th century garb. “And does this frilly collar make my neck look fat?” As a first-year leadership teacher, Mr. Haggquist is eager to go all out for the Renaissance Rally. In other news, a recent outbreak of Black Death has been reported in the boy’s locker room, so be sure to bathe in vinegar and think pleasant thoughts. 

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