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New Study Finds 38% Of PGHS Seniors Can Correctly Identify The Foreign Language They’ve Been Studying For Four Years

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PACIFIC GROVE, CA一 A throng of dismayed students gathered around a page from a Spanish children’s book, their expressions betraying their consternation. A group of scientists watched them intently, scribbling words in their notebooks. “I dunno, man, I’m getting, like, strong Swahili vibes.” “Ok, ok, right, well, are there any squiggly lines above the letters?” A few students nodded. “Then it’s gotta be hieroglyphics, right?”

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