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Coach Morgan Swaps Out Bronze Shoe With Sack of Sand

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Coach Morgan Swaps Out Bronze Shoe With Sack of Sand

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CARMEL, CA一 Deep in the jungle ruins of Carmel High School, Coach Morgan crouched before an ancient pedestal displaying the prized Bronze Shoe. Having avoided dart traps, hidden spikes, and venomous snakes, the PGHS football coach carefully weighed the sand in his sack. Sweat trickling down his brow, he replaced the Shoe in one quick movement. While there are no witnesses to the aftermath, rumors have circulated that Coach Morgan is currently running at breakneck speed from a giant rolling boulder.

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