PGHS Newsbreaker

Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

Hang on for a minute...we're trying to find some more stories you might like.


Email This Story






PACIFIC GROVE, CA一 “OH CRAP! OH CRAP! OH… cap?” exclaimed an airline pilot passing over Pacific Grove airspace. As the view through her cockpit window was inexplicably obscured, and the sun was eclipsed by hurtling projectiles, Captain Liv Toff believed it was the end of days. “My reckoning has come at last,” she declared. Dabbing tears from her eyes, she turned to her co-pilot, Landon Gere. “We’ve had a good run.” Gere shook his head, finally whispering, “The class of 2018 is graduating. God help us all.”

Print Friendly, PDF & Email

Leave a Comment

If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a gravatar.




Navigate Right
Navigate Left
  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    News

    SENIOR NEWSPAPER 2018!

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    Senior News

    PTA Rewards Students at Senior Award Night

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    Lacrosse

    Lacrosse All-Stars!

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    News

    Spring Sports Highlights

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    News

    Wings of Freedom

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    Club News

    Hype In Houston!

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    News

    Non Toxic Pacific Grove

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    Club News

    PG Scores Pi High at 2018 Mathletics

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    News

    Happy B-ard Day!

  • Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps

    A&E

    Shrek: A Big, Bright, Beautiful Show Coming to a Student Union Near You

Pacific Grove High School's Student News Site  -  Pacific Grove, CA
Passing Airline Pilot Suddenly Blinded By Hundreds Of Airborne Graduation Caps