Leadership Worries 2000s Throwback Dance Might Be Too Old School

Leadership Worries 2000s Throwback Dance Might Be Too Old School

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

PACIFIC GROVE, CA一 “It’s just… I think we might be pushing it,” declared an anonymous member of Leadership this Friday. “I mean, early 2000s! Next thing you know we’ll be hiring minstrels and strumming lutes. When does it end?” A group of students frowned as they examined the playlist. “That stuff’s old hat!” said one. “Justin Timberlake, Beyonce, Shakira… They were famous before I was born!” said another. They shook their heads and stroked their chins. “How will we understand the culture? The styles? The lingo? It’s supposed to be a school dance, not a history class!”