Completely Bronzed Man Returns To Reclaim His Shoe


Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

CARMEL, CA一 A completely bronzed man was discovered clinking and clanking up the street toward Carmel High School this afternoon. He made his way into the school, wandered around a bit, and finally found what he was looking for. “There you are,” he said. “My gosh, my foot has been killing me since 1948!” Sitting on a bench, the metallic man laced his shoe with a smile upon his burnished face. With that, he strode off into the sunset.