Pigeon In Student Union Rafters Wonders Who Left Door Open, Let Students In

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

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PACIFIC GROVE, CA一A local pigeon fluttered in a manic fashion, turning its head briefly to examine the wide-open Student Union doors. “What gives,” said the pigeon to his companion. “You’ve gotta close the door behind you! The students will get in, dude. They’re attracted to the food.” The other bird just shrugged and defecated.