Multipurpose Room Decides To Commit

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

PACIFIC GROVE, CA一The PGHS Multipurpose Room made a major announcement only moments ago, declaring it had found its purpose. “Many people have referred to me as a jack of all trades, I can hardly argue with that. Even so, I am proud to share that I have discovered a cause worthy of my total focus… dentistry.” A hush fell over the event’s attendees. “That’s right. There’s just something so intriguing about applying fluoride and filling cavities. I can’t wait for advancements in dental hygiene to become my, pardon the pun, crowning achievement.” The crowd shuffled uncomfortably. “Well, I’m off.” In other news, the Multipurpose Room will be temporarily relocated to a nearby dental academy.