Leadership Follows Up “Fake An Injury Day” With A Whole Week’s Worth Of Fun Pretend Suffering

Written by Luke Herzog, Chief Satirist

PACIFIC GROVE, CA一After the success of Fake An Injury Day, student leadership has announced a host of similarly themed spirit days. “Tomorrow is Feign a Debilitating Disease Day,” noted an anonymous member of the spirit committee. “Then the festivities culminate Friday with Imaginary Birth Defect Day. Come to Pride Place and show off your school spirit!” Reported games include wheelchair racing, vaccination needle darts, and the iron lung breathing challenge. Members of the school administration were overheard wondering aloud: “This isn’t in poor taste, is it? Nah…”